Monday, June 07, 2004

Wenzi - The bane of my existence

Last night, two hours after going to sleep I am woken up by a familiar buzzing in my ear, then the realization that my whole body itches worse than a whore at a herpes clinic. I was then consumed by an overwhelming hatred toward my new arch nemesis, the mosquito. I turned the light on and found that somehow more than 10 of these little fuckers had crept into my room, then a rabid murderous rampage ensued.... I killed all that I saw with reckless abandon, some of them popped at the smacking and droplets of probably my own blood began to cover my hand. I think I killed around 8, and drove a couple out the window. I looked in the mirror than there were around 15 bites over my back arms and even my thumb...they went so low as to bite my thumb...the opposable thumb that separates man from his banana sucking cousins...unthinkable. So I got out some itch cream and spread that stuff around, and things soon quelled to only a medium level of itch.


Fuck You Clown!!!


This is the second or third time the mosquitos have come in at night and bitten me nearly to death, so today I had the novel idea that I should have thought of weeks ago to actually go out and buy some mosquito killing stuff. I bought this electric thing you plug in and is supposed to kill them, we'll see tonight how well that works. It is made by Raid, I have trust in their quality crafstmanship, will report later on its efficacy.

If you are in the mood for a puzzle, check out Petals Around the Rose, it took me about ten minutes to figure out. If you ever wanted to see Transformers breakdancing, this pimping video will certainly satisfy you.

3 Comments:

汉克 said...

Yo Josh,
Those electric machines do work. Just make sure you insert the tabs a few hours before hitting the sack. Also, some of that lotion which is sold in the funky green bottles help too and actually make you smell good too.
Your site and writing rocks. I'll link to your bad ass. Peace,
Hankuh

June 25, 2004 9:08 AM  
汉克 said...

Yo Josh,
Those electric machines do work. Just make sure you insert the tabs a few hours before hitting the sack. Also, some of that lotion which is sold in the funky green bottles help too and actually make you smell good too.
Your site and writing rocks. I'll link to your bad ass. Peace,
Hankuh

June 25, 2004 9:09 AM  
Anonymous said...

yooooooooooooooooooo,
it's your boy just sending out a holla... i haven't been to your site for such a long time i really like what you have done with it... and your apt is hot and i meeeeeean hot like my right hand after a lonely night. hahahaha hey i hope everything is going well... i will give you a call

talk to you soon,
u know who

July 2, 2004 9:32 PM  

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