Crazy Funny Essays and Satires and Articles and Stuff Written by Josh Cohen

 

Gallup Poll Trots Away - Published in my school's sature magazine to great fanfare, this "article" satires America's favorite polling institution.

Ghetto Style Romanticism - This poem was distributed to the world through the Ernie's House of Whoop Ass Joke List

The Joys of Yachting - Soon to be published in the satire mag, this is an essay expressing my love for yachting

SAT Test Agitates Hemorrhoids - "Article" concerning the SAT tests' descrimination against people with roid ragin asses

Aborted Fetus Happy Not To Enter Cruel, Cruel World - About one happy little fetus and his recent press conference.

Taco Bell Installs "High as Hell" Button - Article about a recent high tech drive-thru improvement at Taco Bell.

Study Finds that Integration Leads to Masterbation - Shocking study reveals to the world what mathematicians knew all along.

 

I give people permission to reprint this stuff in publications and web sites that are not for profit, as long as they follow the stipulation that they e-mail me first telling me where it is going to be shown/printed.